(via incked)
*During post-coital cuddles* Do you want to watch some Scrubs?
—Can I keep him?
Someone is a happy camper
(Featuring Chelsea’s knee)
HOME-BREW #3 is available now! It comes packaged with a ton of trinkets, like a very emotional birthday party loot bag.
(via stillmeaningless)
little planet girl floats down to me from the heavens and whispers into my ear “hey… shut the fuck up”
(via allmymetaphors)
Holy crap my legs are trembling
Holy crap Zen was right when he said I’d be putting out
Holy crap
i’m a giant baby
Oh my god someone can’t keep their hands off me.
(Source: icanread)
[SCREAMS] I AM SO NERVOUS OH MY GOD
I need to distract myself all damn day oh my GOD
Fanfiction or Actual Event?
It was the first time I’d seen her hair down in what seemed like forever. It hung past her breasts, which were left looking flat under her work shirt. She normally wore tight little tank tops that complimented her slim figure and showed off the tattoo just below one if her collarbones.
She circled around me and smacked one of my ass cheeks firmly as she walked behind me. “I miss your ass,” I heard her say quietly from just over my shoulder, before she turned from me and walked back out of the kitchen.
Fanfiction or Actual Event?
When they reached the fork in the road, both girls slowed to a stop and faced each other. They stood in silence for a moment. Blinking the rain out of her eyes, the shorter of the two leaned over her bike and whispered “I feel like I should kiss you right now.”
They both laughed and, again, stood in silence, this time looking down at their wet shoes instead of each other’s faces. They soon parted ways with barely a goodbye.
Justin, let’s play “Fanfiction or Actual Event”
“I’ve missed your lips. Just…” he trailed off as he slid his fingers from the back of her neck to brush across her lips,” they’re so beautiful.”
She smiled under the light touch of his fingertips before going in for another kiss.
